Phew! We almost made it a whole week without Amanda Bynes doing something totally ridiculous. We were starting to get bored.

Today in the wild world of Amanda, the 27-year-old former Nickelodeon star is claiming that she's suffered all of her life with a birth defect -- eye webbing to be exact -- and that her recent plastic surgeries have cleared it all up.

Don't believe us? Here's the proof straight from the horse's mouth...or, rather, Twitter feed:

Bynes went on to claims that she considers herself "to be a hero to have suffered 27 years with a birth defect and to just now have it surgically removed."

While we're very interesting in this newfound music career that she's suddenly flaunting, what strikes us more is why she was having surgery on her nose in order to remove webbing between her eyes.

Whatever, Amanda. Can't wait for your next move.