When the polar vortex ends... we may have to take a road trip to Kansas City for the Verruckt at Schlitterbahn water park(I had no clue Kansas City's main language was German?).
- This mo fo is taller than Niagra Falls
- 65 Miles an hour.
- Probably gives a wedgie strong enough to require the jaws of life to pick
- Tallest waterslide in the world
Who's coming with me, man?