When the polar vortex ends... we may have to take a road trip to Kansas City for the Verruckt at Schlitterbahn water park(I had no clue Kansas City's main language was German?).

Fun Facts:

  • This mo fo is taller than Niagra Falls
  • 65 Miles an hour.
  • Probably gives a wedgie strong enough to require the jaws of life to pick
  • Tallest waterslide in the world

Who's coming with me, man?