What an interesting turn of events. The University of Colorado mascot, Chip took one to the groin as they hit themselves with the T shirt cannon while loading it. I don't know if there's a pain greater than that. You can tell because of how slow he fell too. I don't know what's funnier. The fact that the mascot hit himself in the crotch or that he got carted off on the gator like a player was injured. If I were CU I wouldn't leave that dude in charge of the cannon anymore or give him another crash course. See the whole thing below.