College basketball fans light things on fire. Buffalo Bills fans get "missing link" drunk. You and your friends have probably done questionable things at your local bar for whichever sporting event your into. But this. This. I don't even know where to start. Probably ouch! This guy definitely needs to win something for the amount of time and commitment this took. This is Maurício dos Anjos and my dude just got his whole torso covered in a permanent CF Flamengo jersey. Flamengo is Brazil's most popular soccer (football) team and this is their biggest fan. Between 32 sessions, this took almost 4 days to complete when you add all the time up. The crazy part is he isn't the first to do this. I have to hand it to him. He is the fan to end all fans. I definitely don't love anything as much as this guy loves football (soccer). Without a doubt the winner of the nonsense tonight.