Florida Man With No Arms Charged With Stabbing Chicago Tourist

I don't even know where to begin. You know Florida Man is a very enigmatic being. He can pretty much do anything and is in all places in the state of Florida at all times. Recently, Florida took the shape of a man with no arms and stabbed one of our own from Chicago in Miami with a pair of scissors. Only Florida Man would do something like that. Will Florida Man ever be stopped? Doubtful. Just when you arrest him, he's already on the lose doing six other things. Hopefully the Chicago native's injuries weren't too severe. If anything, we've learned to never mess with Florida Man. Full story below.