Meghan Trainor is back with new songs just in time for fans to Valentine's Day to the next level. Over the weekend she released The Love Train EP, just weeks after getting married to actor Daryl Sabara. What really has people talking however is the press release that preceded the music itself. Either a 15-year old virgin or someone who's just extremely out of touch decided it was time to deliver a hot and heavy write up and honestly it's something I can't unread and definitely won't forget about in a long while. See some of the excerpts below and then go listen to The Love Train and hope it keeps that same energy.