Astrology is weird. Somehow, someone knows what all of us are going through based off the day and time we were born. Life can't be that simple, right? Well, Channing Tatum is fed up with astrology apps, specifically The Pattern. He believes it's listening in on him during his therapy sessions and basing their "advice" for him off what they allegedly heard. Enough is enough for Tatum and is demanding that the people at The Pattern give him a call. The video is honestly pretty funny but pretty insightful as well. He goes on a quick tangent to talk about everyone needing to be in therapy as well. See his full rant below.