Will Smith REALLY Wants You To Know His Irregular Poop Schedule

This has me way more upset than you'd think. Will Smith. The guy who needs absolutely no introduction, revealed to the world that he probably has severe stomach problems because he can go three whole days without taking a poop. I'm sorry. WHAT?! I REFUSE to believe that he's this successful, this inspirational and doesn't hit the toilet in a full weekend? No. In the words of Lauryn Hill, "How you gon' win when you ain't right within?" This has to be a joke. Three days?? You can't be the "Fresh" Prince with bowels like that. No sir. I'm hurt.