Newly Installed Heat Sensors Catch People Farting At Airports


That smells nasty

That smells nasty

Technology is getting too good. Especially in airports. Just last week, I was told they can see you naked when you go through the TSA x-ray tube. You know, the one where they make you stand like you're stuck doing jumping jacks. Don't quote me on it. But I wouldn't be surprised. Anyway, airports are stepping up their tech with new temperature sensors and I'm sure I hope they're not being used primarily for this but they've caught footage of people farting. TSA is really out here to expose all of us. We can't live anywhere anymore. I enjoy knowing I can blame a toot on someone else. Those days are numbered.