Man Snuck Into Brewers' Miller Park And Had Himself A Day

Miller Park entrance

The Milwaukee Brewers released a video of a man pulling a B&E in Miller Park and this dude is amazing. To say this was an Ethan Hunt, Misson Impossible-style break in would be an oversight as the guy just walked straight through the front door. At that point, you kind of have to just accept whatever comes next. My hero, then proceeds to roam the baseball stadium put he had his sights set on bigger goals: the diamond. Homeboy takes to the field and figured there was no better time than now to do some yard work. My man RAVISHES the diamond by the pulling the tractor out (why are none of these doors locked??) and has quite literally a field day. See the whole thing below.