We all tend to get a little antsy here in Chicago the second some warm weather hits. We could have months of cold weather or just weeks of getting absolutely pounded by snow but the second the first day over 35 degrees hits, we're practically feral. It's the real reason "Summertime Chi" is a thing. Well, "jumping the gun" is also a thing and this guy did exactly that. First off, I want to say shame on his landlord to letting this problem get this outta hand ("bUt It'S nEvEr ThE LaNdLoRd'S fAuLt" *eyeroll*). This is just a guy who finally took action. I don't blame him. I do blame him for his aggressive approach however. You gotta be delicate with these things boss. Anyway, hopefully the girls don't snitch (it's on the internet LOL) and get buddy in trouble because he definitely hacked his last icicle. RIP your staircase bro.