The Girl Scouts of America are claiming they're up to their eyeballs in cookies after the pandemic separated us all. A whooping 15 million boxes unsold that they're sitting on. I'm sorry but that's a quick tweet if you ask me. Girl Scouts, I was doing nothing during the pandemic. Hell, all of us were doing nothing. Run it back. Where do I sign up? I will buy an unruly amount of cookies if it means saving you all. When it comes to the workplace, we all know the next best thing to having a kid in Girl Scouts during cookie season is the person who hoards the cookies for the office so that one clique has access to all the treats. More info below.