I feel as though, throughout my life, I've done some pretty wild and dangerous things. After watching this video, my life pales in comparison to this young New Jersey teen. If a bird hit me in the face and was stuck there, regardless of what kind of bird, I would shut down. Imminent heart attack. However, the girl who took a bird to the face handled it like a pro. She grabbed it--another incredible feat--in one swift move and tossed it off of her. Looks like no one was harmed. And hopefully she still had fun. Me, on the other hand, would need years of therapy to get over this.