Ummmm, would you try RanchNog this holiday season? You apparently can now get it from Hidden Valley.
Arriving today in the Hidden Valley Ranch Shop (while supplies last), the Limited-Edition Holiday RanchNog Kit features everything necessary to make this unholy merger of two creamy concoctions. The kit was created in partnership with mixologists Whiskey and Rosemary and, as Hidden Valley describes it, "marries the creamy, slightly sweet elements of eggnog with the savory, cool and herby flavors of ranch."
Ewww. I couldn't do it. If you can, buy it HERE.