Popeyes Introduces Emotion Support Chicken To Help Flyers Cope

Wendy's can't be happy about this. Looks like there's a new class clown in the fast food industry. Popeyes has announced the release of their new carry-out boxes with the title "Emotional Support Chicken" because obviously nothing calms anxiety on flights like a box of southern fried chicken. These went live yesterday in the Philadelphia airport and with all the buzz their receiving I'm sure it won't be long until they're in all airport-Popeye's. I'm not quite sure if there's a Popeye's in O'Hare so I'm currently looking up airports that have one just so I can feel the comfort and emotional security of such support chickens. The only downside to this is that emotional support peacock might be out of work soon...